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Post by chilly20 on Jun 25, 2014 10:52:13 GMT -5
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Barbie and Ken
Catherine: ... Why don't you just help me with the dishes? If I am gonna be barbie, you could at least be Ken.
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 7:35:24 GMT -5
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Operation Fake Date
Catherine: No, I think you look cute, careful you are gonna kill our fake baby!
I guess they hired a baby.
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 7:38:04 GMT -5
2 x 21Vincent: Romantic? Really? The walls are paper thin. We are sleeping in cots and if I have to listen to Swedes next to us, screwing one more time. The beast is frustrated with the competition from the neighbours.
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 7:41:24 GMT -5
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Jail time
Catherine: Hey, you owe me $50. Vincent: Oh my God, I owe you $50. Agent Knox: You just have to turn yourself into the authorities first. Vincent: Excuse me, what?
You want me to go back to jail?? Me? Never! Well, at least until after the fake date.
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 7:49:10 GMT -5
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JT & T in Lizzie D's
JT: Heather wants penis straws, like she actually wrote that in her email? Tess: Yes, apparently, they are a bachelerotte party staple. JT: So she cant bother to file a report against Gabe but she could send you an endless list of genitilia themed party favours? Tess: Look she needs something happy to focus on right now. She is a PR girl and PR girls love to plan events down to every last detail. This is her big event JT: Isnt the wedding the big event?
Well, well, Heather is also adventurous.
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 7:52:23 GMT -5
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Catherine: I am just saying I have a certain power over him and I intend to use that to our benefit. Vincent: Well, you know, clearly the whole blond thing is really getting to her.
Wow, Catherine has a very understanding boyfriend. Imagine, your boyfriend allowing you to go on a date with an admirer.
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 7:56:17 GMT -5
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Vincent and JT discuss his(JT) sexual prowess
JT: Tess knew her way around Lizzie D’s closet like it was her own closet. (Banging on the wall) Is that … Vincent: The Swedes! 4 to 5 times per day. JT: Tess should date them. I mean what if we are sexually mismatched. What if I am not adventurous enough for her.
We should have met those Swedes. They had our men in knots over their manliness.
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 7:59:13 GMT -5
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Vincat discuss the Gabe fake date
Vincent: That is amazing. What’s bothering you? Catherine: I knew you were going to ask me that and its only bothering me because I know it will bother you. Vincent: Ok, what did he do ? Catherine: He had one condition which I agreed to because if I didn’t … Vincent: Great. Ok, come on please, what is the condition? Catherine: OK, he wants me to give him a shot at earning my forgiveness back which I am obviously not really going to do but I need to go out on a date with him and pretend thatI am open to the possibility. Vincent: Pretend? But you are actually have to go on a date with him Catherine: I told you he is obsessed with me. We need to take advantage of that. JT: Ok, maybe you do have a problem Vincent: So how many bases does pretend forgiviness entail? Catherine: What? None. Vincent: You know what why don’t you just let JT & Tess go back to Lizzie Ds, get out a coupla constumes and you guys can do some role play JT: Wait, you two role play Catherine: I can stall things. I move slowly, Gabe knows that first hand. Vincent: I don’t want to know about Gabe’s first hand. Catherine: I am just saying that I can be light and easy and he wont question that but you have to be light and easy too. That means when I am out with him, you cant check in, no calling, no texting, no .. Vincent: I cant text from prison anyway. Wait, when is this pretend date? Catherine: Tonight. Vincent: So I am supposed to just sit here all alone on my final night of freedom? Catherine: And practice for tomorrow. Knox emailed me. He is setting up a press conference after your surprise surrender. You have to seem like an innocent war hero. No anger, no edges, like JT. JT: Hey, excuse me if I don’t have any animal DNA in me Vincent: Have some of mine Ok because it makes light and easy completely impossible Catherine: Ok, you think my DNA likes this. I am trouble shooting here which means checking my emptions at the door and you have to do that too. Light and easy, OK?
This is another of my favorite conversations in the episode. I love the jealousy.
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 8:03:02 GMT -5
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Catherine and Gabe fight
Gabe: Your lack of happiness has nothing to do with me. He is who he is. Take a look at this. Its Rebecca Reynolds journal. I found it when I was doing all that research for you. Rebecca had a beast in her life too. He turned out to be so dangerous that she had to kill him. I am trying to save you from that fate. Catherine: My fate isnt written by some relative 200 years ago. Gabe: Well, it seems like a pretty big coincidence. Catherine, you are never gonna be happy with him. Catherine: You don’t know what makes me happy. Gabe: I do and I think you know that too. I mean, come on, Cat, we both know that you are not here looking for where Vincent is? Catherine: What? Gabe: Think about it. You believe that I used Beth to alert the boggie men who are after Vincent, right? So doesn’t that mean that I don’t know how to get a hold of them myself. So how could I know where he is. Cat, you are here because I am the man that you run to when you need help. I am your safe haven. Catherine: Ok, you are crazy. Gabe: No, you know its true. We belong together. Catherine: No, we don’t. Gabe: Did you just push me? Catherine: Ok, look, Gabe, I just wanna know where Vincent is, ok. Gabe: Hopefully, he is being dissected into little bits. Its what he deserves. Rebecca Reynolds would have agreed. And as for me, supposedly doing all these offal things, you shouldn’t just be forgiving me, you should be thanking me because I was protecting you from him. Catherine: I don’t need your protection. Gabe: Yes, you do. (He tries to grab her. They fight and she kills him. Amen we all say. Then Vincent revives him. Sad.)
Boy, if you are dishing it out. you best be able to take it!
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Post by chilly20 on Jul 1, 2014 8:07:18 GMT -5
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Catherine warns Gabe off Vincent
Catherine: Sorry about the cuffs. Its over now. Vincent’s been exonerated. And if you try to expose him, you talk to Beth, you talk to anybody, I will come after you. I will expose everything that you have done. JT: And Heather will too. Tess called. She wants to come forward. Catherine: You lost Gabe and it makes me really sad because there was a time when I really had feelings for you, when you were a man who wanted to save people. And that is why I agreed to go on that fake date. I went into it with an open heart, not a romantic one but one that was hoping to find that man again. But he’s gone.
That's my man. Nobody messes with my man, boy!
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Post by kiki09 on Jul 1, 2014 9:21:05 GMT -5
Loved all the quotes. Honestly the best part is your commentary underneath chilly20! So funny and so apt
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2014 11:50:21 GMT -5
As always, thanks, chilly20! You're the bomb! Like kiki09, I too appreciate your commentary on each quotations! LOL
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2014 4:53:04 GMT -5
2 x 21When Gabe returns to Catherine's apartment after the date he overhears Catherine talking to the others. Now I'll quote Catherine with the iTunes closed captions since it's hard to understand what she's saying. Catherine to Vincent in the presence of JT , Tess and Heather: 'It was just a peck. And it would've been more obvious if I hadn't let him. It took every ounce of willpower not to throw him off me. But I didn't because this fake date is going to work. And all you have to do tomorrow is be light and easy. In a month from now you will be exonerated and we will never see Gabe again.If I got a dollar for every time the words light and easy were used in this episode I would have become a millionaire!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 7:31:25 GMT -5
2 x 21When Gabe returns to Catherine's apartment after the date he overhears Catherine talking to the others. Now I'll quote Catherine with the iTunes closed captions since it's hard to understand what she's saying. Catherine to Vincent in the presence of JT , Tess and Heather: 'It was just a peck. And it would've been more obvious if I hadn't let him. It took every ounce of willpower not to throw him off me. But I didn't because this fake date is going to work. And all you have to do tomorrow is be light and easy. In a month from now you will be exonerated and we will never see Gabe again.If I got a dollar for every time the words light and easy were used in this episode I would have become a millionaire! How does your ITunes version have closed captions? Mine sure doesn't....... Just me with my headphones on listening really really carefully, Thanks again chilly20! I, too, love your commentary.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 7:53:58 GMT -5
@socmom that's strange. Both Seasons had closed captions. Did you purchase the standard version or the HD one?
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